Recently I discovered a game on an internet forum, called the "Can I Tap That?" game. Well not officially, but that's the gist. Essentially, you have to text/facebook/msn a girl you know, any girl, and simply ask something along the lines of, When are you going to let me tap that?" You should preferably take the ball and run to get the most comic value out of it, and post the conversation on here. Me, Keith and Jon are already playing, so join us. If they're not going for it, or get offended, let them into the loop

Me: Hey, I was just wondering when you're going to let me tap that?
Her: Tom, are you drunk?
Me: No, I'd just be thinking about it and thought I'd ask
Her: Are you going to let me in on the joke or do I have to play along?
Me: It's not a joke, I've been thinking about it for a while tbh
Her: Is it your Uni mates you're playing with or someone I'd know?
Me: Damn it woman, why are you so sharp? It's a game, but it's uni mates so don't worry about it, have a good night!

Remember, folks! It's just a game!

Me: Would you be alarmed if I asked you "Can I tap that?" And what would you say?
Her: I wouldn't be alarmed. And I would say "Have you lost it completely?!"
Me: That's not yes or no. According to the laws of Q & A you have to answer a question with an answer, not a question.
Her: I'm an exception to all the rules.
Me: And you won't even give an old friend like me a straight answer?
Her: Well what would you like me to say?
Her: Yes Keith you can "tap this".

Play along, it is amusing.

Good game!

Me: Hey *****, coming here tomorrow? while you're round are you finally gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who's this? X x x
Me: Sam j
Her: Crazy your numbers not in my phone. But yes I'm round tomorrow and you can always tap 'that' x x x
Me: Ta love x
Her: Haha x x x

That was a bit too easy...

Keith...did you ask Jayne?

Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I'm confused
Me: Come on...
Her: What?
Me: So...what do you say?

Then she logged off Facebook lol

I got the following 2 simple replies from Amy and Nick:

Nick - 2night?
Amy - Wot?! U aint tappin ne of dis lov!

Let them into the hook after that...I figured Nick counts as a girl btw

What on earth are you talking about?

Why would you assume I asked Jayne?

Don't answer that.

Or, if you do, don't be vulgar or otherwise insulting.

It just had a funny and sassy edge that sounded like her was all...

Why would you assume I would be vulgar or insulting? We're not talking about your Mum at all... :S

Hey, I've only just read this!

I did not ask Jayne!

I did actually ask someone else "Can I tap that?" - my Ferrari to be exact (see F1/Women Facebook group) - but she declined on the grounds that she was already seeing someone.

Today she struck up a conversation with me online, starting with the phrase "Lol, was just looking at your profile, can't believe you said to me, "Can I tap that?" lol!"

My response: "I won't pretend it was easy to think of someone who might tolerate my rudeness and someone who at the same time was actually desirable and worth asking".

Her: "Nice answer".

BAM!!!

This game is cool. Lol.