Lewis Hamilton - 13
Kimi Raikkonen - 13
Sebastian Vettel - 12
Nico Rosberg - 11
Mark Webber - 11
Jaime Alguersuari - 10
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Rubens Barrichello - 9 (+1)
Timo Glock - 8 (BOMB 1)
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1 (-2)

OUT:
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Lewis Hamilton - 14 (+1)
Sebastian Vettel - 12
Kimi Raikkonen - 11 (-2)
Nico Rosberg - 11
Mark Webber - 11
Jaime Alguersuari - 10
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Rubens Barrichello - 9
Timo Glock - 8
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1 (BOMB 1)

OUT:
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Lewis Hamilton - 14
Kimi Raikkonen - 12 (+1)
Nico Rosberg - 11
Mark Webber - 11
Sebastian Vettel - 10 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 10
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Rubens Barrichello - 9 (BOMB 1)
Timo Glock - 8
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Has anyone touched Heidfeld yet? He's the definition of Vanilla, nobody loves or hates him

I like Heidfeld, his accent always makes me smile.

I've just realised, with Schumacher coming in, there will be SIX Germans out of 20 drivers!

Lewis Hamilton - 14
Nico Rosberg - 11
Mark Webber - 11
Sebastian Vettel - 10 (BOMB 1)
Jaime Alguersuari - 10
Kimi Raikkonen - 10 (-2)
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Rubens Barrichello - 9
Timo Glock - 9 (+1)
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Lewis Hamilton - 14
Nico Rosberg - 12 (+1)
Mark Webber - 11
Sebastian Vettel - 10 (BOMB 2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 10
Kimi Raikkonen - 10 (-2)
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Timo Glock - 9
Rubens Barrichello - 7 (-2)
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Lewis Hamilton - 14
Nico Rosberg - 12
Mark Webber - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 11 (+1)
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Timo Glock - 9
Jaime Alguersuari - 8 (-2)
Rubens Barrichello - 7
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel - 10 (BOMB 3)

12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais


Edgy as they are, Red Bull decided to give goofball Vettel control of his own TV channel. Whilst Seb's love of British comedy was never in doubt, the fact that he blatently ripped off british shows angered the original show's creators. After 14 copycat episodes of 'Diminutive Germany', Vettel was found suffocated in the control room, police suspecting David Walliams had sat on his face until he expired.

Lewis Hamilton - 14
Nico Rosberg - 12 (BOMB 1)
Mark Webber - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 11
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Timo Glock - 9
Rubens Barrichello - 8 (+1)
Jaime Alguersuari - 6 (-2)
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

As Monday begins...

Lewis Hamilton - 12 (-2) (just to keep it tight at the top!)
Nico Rosberg - 12 (BOMB 2)
Mark Webber - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 11
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Timo Glock - 9
Rubens Barrichello - 9 (+1)
Jaime Alguersuari - 6
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13 (+1)
Lewis Hamilton - 12 (BOMB1)
Mark Webber - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 11
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Timo Glock - 9
Rubens Barrichello - 7 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 6
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13
Lewis Hamilton - 12 (BOMB2)
Mark Webber - 12 (+1)
Kimi Raikkonen - 11
Nick Heidfeld - 10
Rubens Barrichello - 7
Timo Glock - 7 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 6
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13 (BOMB 1)
Lewis Hamilton - 12
Mark Webber - 12
Nick Heidfeld - 11 (+1)
Kimi Raikkonen - 9 (-2)
Rubens Barrichello - 7
Timo Glock - 7
Jaime Alguersuari - 6
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 14 (+1)
Lewis Hamilton - 12
Mark Webber - 12 (BOMB 1)
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 9
Rubens Barrichello - 7
Timo Glock - 7
Jaime Alguersuari - 4 (-2)
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Can we put a ban on double posts, since keith is quite happily fucking the same guy over with Bombs each time he posts now. Which defeats the point of having 3 bombs.

Incorrect assertion, Mr Smith. Three bombs requires three posts. That I am posting late in one day and early in the next only allows me to bomb twice, which is insufficient for an elimination unless someone has already set the bomb on someone I am happy to get rid of. I any case, bombing someone twice in a row is entirely justified; why would someone not? Only Adam has gone nuts enough to bomb someone in one go but award them points in the next. Surely THAT defeats the object...

Nico Rosberg - 12 (-2)
Lewis Hamilton - 12
Mark Webber - 12 (BOMB 2)
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 9
Rubens Barrichello - 8 (+1)
Timo Glock - 7
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13 (+1)
Lewis Hamilton - 12
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 9
Timo Glock - 7
Rubens Barrichello - 6 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
10. Mark Webber (BOMB 3)
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Not finding driving at 200mph enough of a thrill Webber decided to make his Tazmanian Challenge EVEN MORE EXTREME! He added a swim through a lake of live piranha, a bunjee jump over solid concrete with a VERY stretchy rope, jumping off a cliff, a marathon run whilst carrying a load of bricks, a cycle ride whilst being chased by vampires and cheating death as the final obstacle.

Webber emerged as the only man to survive the course but dropped dead immediately afterwards, it seemed that whilst the signing the paperwork he had received a paper cut that had become infected. Unlucky Mark.

So, now the top three in the current WDC have been killed. Interesting...

Nico Rosberg - 13
Lewis Hamilton - 12 (BOMB 1)
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Rubens Barrichello - 7 (+1)
Timo Glock - 7
Kimi Raikkonen - 7 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Felipe Massa - 2
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
10. Mark Webber
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13
Lewis Hamilton - 12 (BOMB 2)
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Kimi Raikkonen - 8 (+1)
Rubens Barrichello - 7
Timo Glock - 7
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
9. Felipe Massa (-2)
10. Mark Webber
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Felipe Massa, for the third year in a row, made himself look like an utter fudgenut by screwring up Stowe at Silverstone. Unable to cope with coming off on the same corner three times in practise, Massa threw himself in front of Kimi Raikonnen's car. Kimi neither slowed down, nor achknowledged Massa at all, when pressed for his explanation Kimi claimed, "I was having a shit"

Nico Rosberg - 13 (BOMB 1)
Lewis Hamilton - 12
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Timo Glock - 8 (+1)
Rubens Barrichello - 7
Kimi Raikkonen - 6 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Giancarlo Fisichella - 1

OUT:
9. Felipe Massa
10. Mark Webber
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13
Lewis Hamilton - 12 (BOMB 1)
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Timo Glock - 8
Kimi Raikkonen - 6
Rubens Barrichello - 5 (-2)
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Giancarlo Fisichella - 2 (+1)

OUT:
9. Felipe Massa
10. Mark Webber
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais

Nico Rosberg - 13
Lewis Hamilton - 12 (BOMB 2)
Nick Heidfeld - 11
Rubens Barrichello - 6 (+1)
Timo Glock - 6 (-2)
Kimi Raikkonen - 6
Jaime Alguersuari - 4
Giancarlo Fisichella - 2

OUT:
9. Felipe Massa
10. Mark Webber
11. Sebastian Vettel
12. Jenson Button
13. Fernando Alonso
14. Kazuki Nakajima
15. Jarno Trulli
16. Heikki Kovalainen
17. Robert Kubica
18. Adrian Sutil
19. Nelson Picket Fence Jr
20. Sebastien Buemi
21. Sebastien "Got No Wings" Bourdais